| NM | LP | MP | HP | DMG | Total | |
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Spicy Oatmeal Pizza
All Printings
- Artist
- Fajareka Setiawan
- Frame
- inverted
- Language
- EN
- Border
- borderless
- Security stamp
- oval
Artifact — Food
When this artifact enters, it deals 4 damage to any target and 3 damage to you.
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, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
, , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.“Another one bites the crust . . .”
- WotCJan 27, 2026
Food is an artifact type. Even though it appears on some creatures, it's never a creature type.
- WotCJan 27, 2026
If an effect refers to a Food, it means any Food artifact, not just a Food artifact token. For example, you can sacrifice Pizza Face (a Legendary Artifact Creature — Food Mutant) to activate Maraleaf Rider's ability (an ability with "Sacrifice a Food" in its cost). You can't sacrifice a Food to pay multiple costs. For example, you can't sacrifice a Food token to activate its own ability and also to activate Maraleaf Rider's ability.
- WotCJan 27, 2026
If the target of Spicy Oatmeal Pizza's first ability is illegal as the ability tries to resolve, it won't resolve and none of its effects will happen. You won't be dealt damage. (You can just tell your friends it wasn't that spicy.)
- WotCJan 27, 2026
Some spells and abilities that create Food tokens may require targets. If each target chosen is an illegal target as that spell or ability tries to resolve, it won't resolve. You won't create any Food tokens.
- WotCJan 27, 2026
Whatever you do, don't eat the cards. (Also, don't make the pizzas pictured on the cards. You don't have the digestive system of a Ninja Turtle.)