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The Meathook Massacre

plstThe List#MID-112mythic
{X}{B}{B}
Market price · TCGplayer
updated 2026-06-21
Nonfoil$29.32
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Nonfoil$29.32▲ +5.4%
Card details
Artist
Chris Seaman
Frame
legendary
Language
EN
Border
black
Security stamp
oval
Format legality
AlchemyNot legal
BrawlLegal
CommanderLegal
DuelLegal
Future StandardNot legal
GladiatorLegal
HistoricLegal
LegacyLegal
ModernLegal
OathbreakerLegal
Old SchoolNot legal
PauperNot legal
Pauper CommanderNot legal
PennyNot legal
PioneerLegal
PreDHNot legal
PremodernNot legal
StandardNot legal
Standard BrawlNot legal
TimelessLegal
Tiny LeadersLegal
VintageLegal
Oracle text

Legendary Enchantment

When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.

Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.

Abilities
TriggeredWhen The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.
TriggeredWhenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
TriggeredWhenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.
Plays as
Lifegain SourceAristocratX Spell
Flavor & art
Illustrated by
Chris Seaman
Open in…
ScryfallTCGplayerEDHREC
Rulings
  • WotCSep 24, 2021

    If The Meathook Massacre enters the battlefield and it wasn't cast (or it was cast without paying its mana cost), X will be 0. The first ability will trigger, but it won't be much of a massacre.