I Delight in Your Convulsions
Scheme
OARCArchenemy Schemes#17★common
Oversized
"I can't imagine what you're feeling right now, but I'll try my best."
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- Nonfoil
- Border
- black
- Frame
- 2003
- Illustrator
- Wayne Reynolds
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Duel CommanderNot legal
PreDHNot legal
OathbreakerNot legal
Tiny LeadersNot legal
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HistoricNot legal
TimelessNot legal
BrawlNot legal
Standard BrawlNot legal
Competitive BrawlNot legal
GladiatorNot legal
Other
PremodernNot legal
Old SchoolNot legal
Penny DreadfulNot legal
Future StandardNot legal
When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent loses 3 life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
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Rulings
1 · latest Jun 15, 2010
- WotCJun 15, 2010
The amount of life a player can lose is not bounded by their life total. For example, if your opponents have 1, 2, and 10 life, respectively, when this scheme’s ability resolves, each of them will lose 3 life. This brings their life totals to -2, -1, and 7 life, respectively. You gain 9 life. Then the first two opponents lose the game as a state-based action. (If the first two opponents concede before the triggered ability resolves, however, you’ll gain only 3 life.)