Fat Ass
Creature — Donkey Shaman
UNHUnhinged#95common
Foil
Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.
- Border
- silver
- Frame
- 2003
- Pull rate
- ~1 in 6–444
- Illustrator
- Jeremy Jarvis
- Found in
- Unhinged Booster Pack
CommanderNot legalModernNot legalStandardNot legal
Format legality
AlchemyNot legal
BrawlNot legal
CommanderNot legal
Competitive BrawlNot legal
DuelNot legal
Future StandardNot legal
GladiatorNot legal
HistoricNot legal
LegacyNot legal
ModernNot legal
OathbreakerNot legal
Old SchoolNot legal
PauperNot legal
Pauper CommanderNot legal
PennyNot legal
PioneerNot legal
PreDHNot legal
PremodernNot legal
StandardNot legal
Standard BrawlNot legal
TimelessNot legal
Tiny LeadersNot legal
VintageNot legal
This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
2/3.5Market · per finishspark updated 10h ago · prices as of 2026-07-12
Nonfoil+0.0%
$0.37
$0.15 low$0.13 gap
Foil+0.0%
$14.50
$4.49 low$2.69 gap
Finish
Market
Δ 7D · Trend
Low
Buylist
Buy / Sell Gap
Nonfoil
$0.37as of 2026-07-12
+0.0%
H $0.37L $0.24since Feb 2024$0.15
$0.02
$0.13+87% · normal spread
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Low: tcgplayer
Buylist: cardkingdom
Foil
$14.50as of 2026-07-12
+0.0%
H $16.57L $7.84since Feb 2024$4.49
$1.80
$2.69+60% · normal spread
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Low: cardkingdom
Buylist: cardkingdom
Cheapest playable copy$0.37· across 1 printing