Assquatch
Creature — Donkey
UNHUnhinged#71rare
Foil
Who wants to see a picture of a big hairy ass?
- Border
- silver
- Frame
- 2003
- Pull rate
- ~1 in 40–1215
- Illustrator
- Jeremy Jarvis
- Found in
- Unhinged Booster Pack
CommanderNot legalModernNot legalStandardNot legal
Format legality
AlchemyNot legal
BrawlNot legal
CommanderNot legal
Competitive BrawlNot legal
DuelNot legal
Future StandardNot legal
GladiatorNot legal
HistoricNot legal
LegacyNot legal
ModernNot legal
OathbreakerNot legal
Old SchoolNot legal
PauperNot legal
Pauper CommanderNot legal
PennyNot legal
PioneerNot legal
PreDHNot legal
PremodernNot legal
StandardNot legal
Standard BrawlNot legal
TimelessNot legal
Tiny LeadersNot legal
VintageNot legal
Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.
Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
3.5/3.5Plays as: Threaten
Market · per finishspark updated 4h ago · prices as of 2026-07-12
Nonfoil+0.0%
$2.33
$1.00 low$0.65 gap
Foil+0.0%
$30.99
$24.70 low$5.70 gap
Finish
Market
Δ 7D · Trend
Low
Buylist
Buy / Sell Gap
Nonfoil
$2.33as of 2026-07-12
+0.0%
H $3.01L $1.70since Feb 2024$1.00
$0.35
$0.65+65% · normal spread
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Foil
$30.99as of 2026-07-12
+0.0%
H $30.99L $15.48since Jul 2024$24.70
$19.00
$5.70+23% · normal spread
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Cheapest playable copy$2.33· across 1 printing