French Vanilla

Creatures whose rules text consists solely of evergreen keyword abilities, with no triggered abilities, activated abilities, or other prose. Wind Drake is just Flying; Serra Angel is Flying and Vigilance; Vampire Nighthawk stacks Flying, deathtouch, and lifelink; Skyknight Legionnaire pairs Flying with haste. Ornithopter qualifies as a keyword-only artifact creature. These sit one step above a truly blank-text creature: that has zero abilities and is plain vanilla, whereas these carry keywords but nothing more. A creature with even one trigger or activated ability, or any non-keyword sentence, drops out of this group entirely.